Chibi: Hey dude
Mikani: What?
Chibi: I have a secret to tell you.
Mikani: You are secretly a lesbian? I knew it!
Chibi: No. I don't like you.
Mikani: You know what? I don't like you either. We should totally be friends.
(Chibi said I should post this. We found it funny. I was talking to her as I walked through wal-mart on very boring night.)